I've been reading (and re-reading) Bossypants by Tine Fey. If I could meet (read: be bff's, go shopping with and make fun of nail polish colors with) anyone in the entire world, it would be the brilliant lady below:
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey.
Story of Eli's life:
Just a few little somethings to take you into the weekend.
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