Kids Say the Darndest Things - Super Heroes

According to Elijah, there are 4 steps to becoming a super hero. They are more like rules for super heroes. I think they're pretty awesome.

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Step # 1 : Super Heroes never fight good guys.

Step # 2 : Never say "you are going to be in jail" to the good guys.

Step # 3 : Never put heat vision on Batman or Wonder Woman.

Step # 4 : There's only 3 steps.

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"I am ice man! I shoot out ice."

silence

"But, I'm silver. It's not what you would imagine, okay?"

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"I'm Superman. My best bud is the Hulk. He's so cool. We're just friends and he looks out for me. He's bigger and stronger than me but that's okay. I'm not jealous 'cause I can fly, ha!"


{that face says it all!}

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Other random super hero phrases thrown around the house:

"Hulk Smash!"

"Take THAT bad guy...um...I forgot your name, bad guy."


"To In-fin bee-YA!"
(5 points if you can translate that!)

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Lazzy walks into my room completely naked with only a laundry basket on his head and says:

"I-I R-robot Man!"