Sunday, February 12, 2012

Kids Say the Darnedest Things - Prayer

Elijah talks to God every night before bed. This is what he says:

"fank you God that i made the strong choice and didn't have to go to bed when i was eating. fank you that i didn't make the weak choice, but i made the strong choice, and not the weak choice. fank you fah-ver for the choice that i made. and fanks for my new jet and that lazzy has his jet that is red and this one is my special jet. in Jesus name, amen."

"dear God, fank you for the fish, the fish, and the fish and the other fish. fank you for the sharks and that they don't believe that fish are food. and Lord, please continue to fix my heart. in Jesus name, Amen."


  1. these prayers are very instructional :)

  2. Children's prayers are so precious!

    (My mom said she used to get a kick out of hearing me get mixed up and pray "Blod Guess Mommy & Daddy" instead of "God Bless Mommy & Daddy".)