10. ... sneeze directly in your face?
9. ...poop right when you're about to leave the house?
8. ...absolutely need you any time you need to use the bathroom?
7. ...eat the bubbles and drink the bath water?
6. ...use their toys as weapons?
5. ...take their shoes off and then lose them everywhere you go?
4. ...play in the trash can?
3. ...refuse to eat their own dinner, get down from their chair and then beg to sit in your lap and eat all of your food?
2. ...talk about embarrassing private "home" topics while in public places?
1. ...use your unmentionables as dress up when an entire toy box filled with hats, scarves and silly glasses sit lonely in their room?